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| Ticket price: $25.00 | Ticket price: $25.00 |
| Administrative fee: $2.00 | Administrative fee: none |
| Service fee: $5.00 | Service fee: nope |
| CEO's new leather chair fee: $2.00 | CEO's new leather chair fee: We like our old chairs just fine |
| Because-we-can fee: $3.00 | Because-we-can fee: not a chance |
| What-are-you-gonna-do-about-it? fee: $1.50 | What-are-you-gonna-do-about-it? fee: never |
